![]() So, you will definitely need your funny bone for some of these hiking one-liners, hiking quotes and clever captions for hiking pictures to boot. I have slipped, fallen in mad, gotten lost on trails, lost or forgot hiking essentials but what makes all those crazy times seem memorable is how they were handled with humor. Which is what inspired this post on funny hiking quotes and sayings. While many of my experiences hiking are fun and adventures there are funny and crazy times that come to mind before, during and after the trip that just life me in stitches when I think about the trips. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.I love hiking and just being outdoors surrounded by nature. I drink to make other people more interesting. We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know? -Ernest Hemingway “īe excellent and party on dudes. Life is hard it’s harder if you’re stupid. I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! -Sean Morey “ You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You start out dead and get that out of the way. ![]() In my next life I want to live my life backwards. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. Unknown “ĭon’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things. Groucho Marx “Īn intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. You can’t always control who walks into your life but, you CAN control which window you throw them out of… -Unknown “ ![]() Anonymous “īefore you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by a**holes. Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath. We go through life thinking we’re invincible, but the truth is we’re totally vincible. If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. You tried your best and you failed miserably. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Naked people have little or no influence in society. Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it. Kathrine Hepburn “įighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. From the movie ED tv “īuild a man a fire and he’ll be warm for an hour. My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal.
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